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maribel-elliet:

If you feel upset…

get on the roof!

I can ship that

(Source: m24601, via followingtheskies)

lagio:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

omg

Looks like the makeup industry took a concrete pill and hardened the fuck up *manly face*

(Source: scumtrout, via grandinquisitor-ofpies)

Teacher:	Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me:	LOKI?
Teacher:	Pardon?
Me:	The God of Mischief.
Teacher:	...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me:	I don't have it.
Teacher:	What?
Me:	I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher:	Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me:	Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher:	Hey, watch your tone-
Me:	WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher:	Okay, I think you need to-
Me:	How's your coffee?
Teacher:	What?
Me:	You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher:	I don't-
Me:	There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher:	What-
Me:	I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher:	Okay, I think it's time for-
Me:	LOKI'D.
Teacher:	Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me:	NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher:	Preferably several someones?
Me:	I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher:	Restrain her.
Me:	*being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher:	What even.
Friend:	You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

willsmiff:

there’s all this blow up about Misha saying “pervy” or something in reference to destiel fans

are you kidding me fandom

did you witness the massacre that was the eccc panel? because I did.

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mjnz:

My dash this morning is hilarious and awesome.

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The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven - Robert Downey Jr.

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deansaerophobia:

Anyone wonder what I did today? 

well I’m the one in the middle. 

YAY @CON! :D 

Wahhh I didn’t think any photos would end up on tumblr :’D

(Source: altairshydrophobia, via prince-s-charming)

Please, reblog if you’re among the BBC Sherlock fandom.

lovesongsforsherlock:

mianmaru:

theinsanesherlockfandom:

agentgreenpie:

chelsdamelsp:

221-feathered-shotgun:

violasarecool:

lokis-army-at-221b:

lokihorcruxes:

brightandbakerstreet:

I really want to see these numbers.

There are people NOT IN THE SHERLOCK FANDOM?

This needs more notes. Come, Sherlockians.

SORRY SORRY WE’RE JUST A LITTLE BUSY

(Source: , via stretchingwithrenner)

"For I am the Queen of Beads. (pause) … Not those beads, you- you dirty subject……………….peasant."

The queen of any beads excluding - those- beads aka my best friend IRL

hamfarto:

its back

(Source: memewhore, via the-angel-of-mischief)